Off-duty soldier to his wife: \”I want to cut the vegetables.\”
Wife: \”Why don\’t you do jhadu-pochha instead? I\’m good here, please get out of my kitchen.\”
Soldier: \”Well, then I\’ll go out and pick a fight.\”
Wife: \”Are you insane? Why do you want to do that?\”
Soldier: \”This shiny, sharp sword has to be used somewhere!\”
Wife: \”Why don\’t you do jhadu-pochha instead? I\’m good here, please get out of my kitchen.\”
Soldier: \”Well, then I\’ll go out and pick a fight.\”
Wife: \”Are you insane? Why do you want to do that?\”
Soldier: \”This shiny, sharp sword has to be used somewhere!\”