Zed the crab: You\’re late.
Kleist the tortoise: I don\’t drive like a maniac.
Zed: Well, you know, I like to go fast around the bends.
Kleist: Well…
Zed: Wait, wait, I know what you\’re going to say,\”Delhi roads are not the Buddh International Circuit.\”
Kleist: Yup. And real life has no formula, whether 1, 2 or n. In the long term, you\’re endangering your life!
Zed: What is this obsession you have the \”long term\”?! I reached office before you, didn\’t I?
Kleist: Ugghh! Get out of my cubicle, you bone head!
Kleist the tortoise: I don\’t drive like a maniac.
Zed: Well, you know, I like to go fast around the bends.
Kleist: Well…
Zed: Wait, wait, I know what you\’re going to say,\”Delhi roads are not the Buddh International Circuit.\”
Kleist: Yup. And real life has no formula, whether 1, 2 or n. In the long term, you\’re endangering your life!
Zed: What is this obsession you have the \”long term\”?! I reached office before you, didn\’t I?
Kleist: Ugghh! Get out of my cubicle, you bone head!
Anupam Choudhury 