GREATER KAILASH, SOUTH DELHI BUNGALOW. A POSH HOUSE TASTEFULLY FURNISHED.
The camera pans the drawing room and moves toward the kitchen as Dudette passes in front of the camera straying into the kitchen by mistake.
INT. KITCHEN. DAY.
Mom has a white thing in her right hand, trying to crush it on the kitchen granite slab.
Mom what is that?
It\’s a pod of garlic beta.
Garlic as in garlic bread and vampires?
Pod as in IPod?
Wow! Cool! Wait till I tell my friends
that garlic came from IPods!
No no it\’s just the word! Actually
garlic came first. Try to…
Yeah whatever mom. What are you doing
I\’m removing its skin.
Oh okay. But why are you killing it?
Oh, I\’m just crushing its knotty head
so that its easier to peel its skin!
Awesome mom! Can you imagine the world\’s
reaction when it knows how easy it is to
skin a garlic pod? Wait, let me record
this on my cell. It will get millions of
hits on YouTube! I\’ll be famous! I\’ll be
Mom slaps her forehead with her left palm and shakes her head left to right looking down at the garlic pod.
Hahahahaha! That was so funny! Wait wait,
do that again, do that again!